Vegetable + Cheese = Yum
If you have a vegetable, cut it up, and put some cheese and spices on it. Tonight I made this cooling combo after a long day of cleaning:
Cucumber
Cream cheese
fresh dill
salt
pepper
Slice the cucumber in 1/2 in. slices. Put some cream cheese on top, sprinkle on the dill, salt, and pepper. Put sriracha or cayenne pepper on it if you want it to be spicy, and then munch happily.
POpCOrN
Popcorn, in my opinion, wins the all-around super stoner snack: Cheap, healthy, tasty, and easy to make. Do yourself a favor, and never buy microwave popcorn ever again. Get a pot with a lid (I use a Whirleypop), some popcorn kernels, and butter if you want it. Popcorn can be made into a gazillion flavors, so it'll never get old. Here are some ideas!
- Classic: melted butter, salt, pepper
- Spicy: hot sauce, salt
- Sweet: salt, any chocolate pieces (M&Ms, chocolate chips, Hershey's bar, etc.)
- Cheesy: Shredded cheese, salt, pepper, basil
- Italian: grated parmesan, garlic powder, basil, red pepper flakes, sea salt
- Stony: dip kernels in ranch and/or nacho cheese
- MAKE SOMETHING UP!
Eggs-in-a-basket, peekaboo eggs, toad-in-a-hole, one-eyed-monsters, etc.
This one is inspired by my roommate April, who made them last night for dinner.
1 Egg
1 slice bread
salt & pepper
spoonful oil
Heat oil in pan. Tear a hole in the bread bigger than the size of the yolk. Put bread in the pan. Crack egg into the hole in the bread. Cook till bread browns, and flip. Eat with hot sauce or salsa, cheese, or anything else you're craving!
Alright, now put down that bag of Doritos, and start cookin'.
